"The Abarth 695 Biposto is pretty hardcore. You don't even get a radio, while closing the doors requires a pull on the fabric race-car-like door handles. Even the back seats have been chucked in the skip – in their place , you'll find a metal bracing bar running the width of the car."
If you want the performance of an Abarth 695 but with a bit more luxury, look for an Abarth 695 Rivale. This comes with posh blue leather seats, a touchscreen media system and a polished wooden dashboard – not to mention rear seats.
Of course, there's no hiding the fact that this is a car based on the little Fiat 500. Even the classy Rivale model has no shortage of cheap plastic finishes, and anyone but the smallest of children will moan about having to squeeze themselves into the back seats.
Handling and ride quality: What is the Abarth 695 like to drive?
"Out on the track, you’re inspired by rev-happy engine – from its lumpy idle to its monstrous exhaust note at full chat, it’s a hoot all the way from 3000rpm to 6500rpm. The huge Brembo anchors haul the car up, allowing you plenty of time to set the car up and turn in. The electro-mechanical steering feels good, but it’s only when a judder of torque steer that violently shakes the wheel that you realise it might not be quite as good as you first thought."
Abarth 695 Driving back
It’s out on the public road that the 695 reveals its biggest surprise yet. You'd expect it to be spine-rupturing crashy. As nail-bitingly fidgety as a smoker on a jury duty lockdown. About as relaxing as watching a Tory MP call a police offer a pleb. In other words, a total pain to live with. But it really isn’t, especially with the standard gearbox.
It’s quite a pleasant little car with a decent ride, much nicer steering than the rest of the range and enough oomph to get you round a crawling caravan on a B-road. You could happily marry it, settle down and have a few kids. Not quite the 4am, falling out of a nightclub with a page three model, headline-grabbing dalliance you might expect.
MPG and fuel costs: What does an Abarth 695 cost to run?
"Despite the laugh-out-loud factor on offer, the Abarth 695 shouldn't cost you a fortune in fuel."
Abarth 695 Exterior Side
Officially, Abarth quotes combined fuel consumption of 45.6mpg. That's better than a Ford Fiesta ST but not as frugal as a Volkswagen Up GTI. Of course, if you exploit the Abarth 695's performance to the max, it'll be significantly thirstier – but even so, it'll be a relatively affordable performance car to run.
If you're a young driver, you'll probably want to shop around for insurance quotes before parting with your cash.
How much should you be paying for a used Abarth 695?
"The Abarth 695 Biposto comes with a pretty racy standard kit list. Exterior highlights include lightweight 18-inch alloy wheels, carbonfibre details (including side skirt inserts, front spoiler and rear diffuser), matt grey paint and an Akrapovic twin exhaust system."
Brembo brakes with oversized discs are on hand to stop the car, while hydraulic shock absorbers with racing springs will keep it on the Tarmac. Inside, you'll find part-leather and Alcantara sports seats as well as aluminium sports pedals and racing door panels.
The Abarth 695 sold in tiny numbers compared to the 595 (or, indeed, any similar hot hatch). That means they're hard to come by on the used market, but they are out there. Prices start from around